this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
When a cool ass mutual reblogs something from you and you kinda just
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
Something was missing.
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
- horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
- girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
that was the worst pun ever but im laughing
HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
Do you really think a screen shot is powerful enough to stop Beyonce from flipping her hair?
sounds like my type of man